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+Stuff is addressed as follows:
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+-PRs with details
+ The less code that has to be read to understand, the easier it is to review.
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+-Issues with debugging detail
+ Debugging detail is how stuff is troubleshot.
+
+-PRs that are complicated and not explained well
+ Brain may not be able to process immediately. Will get back.
+
+-Issues with minimal detail but somewhat obvious
+ Cool, but this requires work.
+
+Things that will not be looked at, and instantly closed:
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+-Typo fixes that are not project impacting somehow. Speling doent mater muhc.
+-Issues with no details and no troubleshooting attempted
+
+Prohibited conduct in issues/PRs:
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+-Being rude or obnoxious
+-The usual list that other CoCs care about mostly
+-Being annoying with useless commentary