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								# lol
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								Plugin for adding catspeak aliases, because why not
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								## Enabling the plugin
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								1. Open your `.zshrc` file and add `lol` in the plugins section:
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								   ```zsh
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								   plugins=(
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								       # all your enabled plugins
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								       lol
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								   )
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								   ```
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								2. Restart your terminal session or restart the shell:
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								   ```console
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								   $ exec zsh
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								   $
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								   ```
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								## Aliases
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								| Alias        | Command                                                          |
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								| ------------ | ---------------------------------------------------------------- |
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								| `:3`         | `echo`                                                           |
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								| `alwayz`     | `tail -f`                                                        |
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								| `bringz`     | `git pull`                                                       |
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								| `btw`        | `nice`                                                           |
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								| `byes`       | `exit`                                                           |
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								| `chicken`    | `git add`                                                        |
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								| `cya`        | `reboot`                                                         |
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								| `donotwant`  | `rm`                                                             |
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								| `dowant`     | `cp`                                                             |
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								| `gimmeh`     | `touch`                                                          |
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								| `gtfo`       | `mv`                                                             |
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								| `hackzor`    | `git init`                                                       |
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								| `hai`        | `cd`                                                             |
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								| `icanhas`    | `mkdir`                                                          |
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								| `ihasbucket` | `df -h`                                                          |
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								| `iminurbase` | `finger`                                                         |
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								| `inur`       | `locate`                                                         |
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								| `invisible`  | `cat`                                                            |
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								| `iz`         | `ls`                                                             |
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								| `kthxbai`    | `halt`                                                           |
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								| `letcat`     | `git checkout`                                                   |
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								| `moar`       | `more`                                                           |
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								| `nomnom`     | `killall`                                                        |
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								| `nomz`       | `ps aux`                                                         |
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								| `nowai`      | `chmod`                                                          |
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								| `oanward`    | `git commit -m`                                                  |
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								| `obtw`       | `nohup`                                                          |
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								| `onoz`       | `cat /var/log/errors.log`                                        |
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								| `ooanward`   | `git commit -am`                                                 |
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								| `plz`        | `pwd`                                                            |
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								| `pwned`      | `ssh`                                                            |
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								| `rtfm`       | `man`                                                            |
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								| `rulz`       | `git push`                                                       |
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								| `tldr`       | `less`                                                           |
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								| `violenz`    | `git rebase`                                                     |
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								| `visible`    | `echo`                                                           |
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								| `wtf`        | `dmesg`                                                          |
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								| `yolo`       | `git commit -m "$(curl -s http://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"`  |
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								## Usage Examples
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								```sh
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								# mkdir new-directory
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								icanhas new-directory
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								# killall firefox
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								nomnom firefox
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								# chmod u=r,go= some.file
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								nowai u=r,go= some.file
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								# ssh root@catserver.org
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								pwned root@catserver.org
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								# git commit -m "$(curl -s http://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"
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								yolo
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								```
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